we, ladies can learn from robin heiden

here's the scenario: your boyfriend is an asshole, he cheats on you and blames you for it. Now he wants you back. what do you do?

first, one thing to remember: love is a game of power--a manipulation of motions.

1. if he calls and hangs up and doesn't answer your calls, he's hiding something.

2. [love] it is the game where the one who displays affections first gives up total control and goes around like a dog on a collar.

3. if you continue on acting like this, being so pathetic, you will always be treated by trash by men.

4. when a piece of stock has no future, you have to know when to cut losses and when to sell. relationships are the same. if there's nothing left to salvage you cut your loses and you sell.

5. your indecisiveness, your being overly sensitive will not only damage your love life but your career as well.

6. make him call 3 times. if he really wants to see you then he'll call until you answer.

7. you choose, he pays.

8. you shouldn't do that--the smiles, the compliments, the gestures. you're only feeding his ego. if he already has a big ego, you need to deflate it with shock therapy.

9. if you wanna be treated like a queen then act like one. how you train your opponent is up to you.

***These are only a few of the many ways you can let your man (yes, that jerk) that you are more than worthy of respect and love.