willie revillame is like my favorite uncle

my sisters decided to visit our grandma yesterday in taytay, rizal since it's her birthday today.

they just arrived tonight and the moment they stepped into our living room, they started ranting about their unfortunate encounters with our insecure and classless female paternal cousins. you might think i was too harsh to describe them as such but i guarantee you, the moment you read the succeeding paragraphs of this blog, you'll understand why.

as per the retelling of my sister, one of our cousins karen told another cousin that my sisters where "mayabang", "maarte", "kala mo maganda ang buhok", "kala mo maganda katawan". Stuff like that. thank god that other cousin karen revealed her insecurities to decided to tell on her to my sisters. see now?

i mean seriously,why does she have to comment on my sisters like that? as if she's beautiful. i mean she's fat, she's that kind of beauty only her mother can appreciate, she's "banlag" and she is so freaking dumb. if she doesn't like my sisters, she could have just shut up and kept her insecurities hidden. but i guess she can't really help it that my sisters were more beautiful that she ever will be (need i say more?).

i really can't figure out why they're like that. my dad wasn't. to think that karen's mom was my dad's sister. that's why i never really shook off my childish idea that my dad probably was adopted because he is so so so kind and mature and fair and all the rest of his siblings are exact opposites. no wonder why i never had close ties with them. they're all freaking hypocrites!

so, to give you an idea how much i dislik them, let me tell you this: i so hate willie revillame but compared to hating my paternal cousins, willie revillame is like my favorite uncle.